I hunch over the table at dinner like a little shrimp 🦐

Don't stand close to the Sushi bar! With my style of eating (a great flailing of arms and food flying everywhere) after the first course all that may be left of you is a pair of empty stilettos and your handbag on the floor..

Oops!

My mom would say arms off the table youre not a DJ! Hahah

Me too hahaha

I do too. You didn`t hear that fro me.

I’ve just been standing while holding my plate/bowl the last year or so

Little shrimp huh

Thanks for letting us know buddy 👍

Shrimps are dope thou

Shrimp gang rise up. 🦐 🦐 🍤 ?

You are short.. so..

you are what you eat 🦐

I do that when I don’t wanna spill on my boobs lol