Should Potato commit insurance fraud? 🥔🥴 Nothing in potatoism prohibits it, as potatoes are superior & so, have right to all cash at all times 🥔🥴

@MethDozer I had to phrase it in that wording as I was talking to inferior humans so I needed to get the idea across. But point is, it would not be fraud because all the money is potatoes’ 🥔🥴

@BittersweetPotato

@MethDozer Is this what they do to potatoes who commit insurance fraud? 🥔🥴🥔🥺 *shivers*