Literally all the mail I get is for the previous owner and only one envelope is potato’s 🥔😡💣 THIS IS DISRESPECTFUL TO POTATO SUPERIORITY 🥔😡💣

@Degbeme it was probably destroyed because a sniffing dog detected the anthrax before the card could be delivered.

@NerdyPotato Now why would I do that?

@Degbeme That’s okay, I am waiting for the huge Christmas gift to be delivered to potato doorstep 🥔😚 When is it going to arrive btw? 🥔😚

@BittersweetPotato It`s not.

@Degbeme Oh you are going to bring it to potato yourself then? 🥔😚

@BittersweetPotato No

@Degbeme WHAT IS IT?!! 🥔😡 ARE YOU EXPECTING POTATO TO COME TO TAKE THE GIFT?!! THIS IS NOT HOW YOU TREAT SUPERIOR POTATOES!

@BittersweetPotato THERE IS NO GIFT FOR YOU.

@Degbeme OH MY POTATO!!!! 🥔😱 HOW COULD YOU FORGET!!!!! YOU NEED TO GET A SUPERIOR GIFT ASAP!

But no worries, you still have a few days to buy it 🥔😚

@BittersweetPotato It`s not that I forgot, I just didn`t bother.

@Degbeme OH MY POTATO EVEN MORE 🥔😱 THIS IS THE TYPE OF SINFUL ACT YOU WOULD GO TO POTATO HELL FOR!! I AM THE POTATO GOD, THIS IS POTATO BIRTHDAY IN ESSENCE!! HOW COULD YOU!!! YOU WILL REGRET THIS 🥔😡💣🥔😡💣🥔😡💣🥔😡💣🥔

@BittersweetPotato blah blah blah .... 🙄

@Degbeme Potato is going to sleep now heart broken 🥔🥺💔

@BittersweetPotato See ya!

@Degbeme 🥔🥺💔🥔😭🥔😭🥔🥔😭🥔🥔 *starts producing green mucus* 🥔🤮

@BittersweetPotato Go to bed. 🙄

@Degbeme *goes to bed crying* 🥔🥴🥺💔

@BittersweetPotato Finally. 🙄

@Degbeme 🥔🥺💔🥔😭🥔😪

@BittersweetPotato YOU STILL HERE?

@Degbeme I AM CRYING!! I CANT SLEEP WHILE CRYING!!! 🥔🥺💔😭

@BittersweetPotato

@Degbeme HEARTLESS 🥔🥺💔🥔😭🥔🥺💔🥔😭🥔🥺💔😭🥔😭

@BittersweetPotato

GO
TO
BED.