When people say in calls “let’s take this offline” and then call you online to discuss what they wanted to take it offline.. wtf do they mean?

@Turtlepower THEN THEY PHUKING SHOULD NOT HAVE SAID OFFLINE 🥔😡

@BittersweetPotato it's offline from that meeting. Also, it's a common thing to say when people actually show up for work and don't work from home. Typically that means you'll just talk about it in person. It's pretty clear potato!

@Turtlepower DONT TRY TO JUSTIFY IT OR YOU WILL BE IN TROUBLE TOO 🥔😡 DO YOU STILL THINK IT IS PRETTY CLEAR?!!!! 🥔😡💣

@BittersweetPotato yes, I think potato needs some good sex to forget about all of this

@Turtlepower Err if you insist 🥔🥴 I assumed you mean with the turtle *blushes*!

@BittersweetPotato That's better 😂 *bends potato over and makes her forget all about the rest of this post*

@Turtlepower but.. I am a pure potato 🥔🥴 but okay, what can potato do! 🥔🥴

@BittersweetPotato Don't worry turtle's body parts are pure too. He showers in holy water so whatever we do is approved by God I'm pretty sure and also approved by the potato God (you).

@Turtlepower This is so perfect 🥔🥴 a very pure relationship approved by both god and the potato god 🥔🥴 Do you think the turtle god also approves? 🥔🥴

@BittersweetPotato I do, um I mean he does :x

@Turtlepower I knew it! A potato god could not be with a regular turtle! You must be the turtle god🥔🥴 this is so superior 🥔🥴

@BittersweetPotato now it's time to give you babies

@Turtlepower Half potato and half turtle with devine power and blessing 🥔🥴 Superior potato babies 🥔🥴

@BittersweetPotato yes now please assume the position goddess 🍆🐢

@Turtlepower ((Let’s take this offline )) 🥔🥴

@BittersweetPotato *sends you a DM*

@BittersweetPotato can I have sloppy seconds