I just spent an hour drafting an email to my boss’s boss’s boss, so that he can respond back within a second with “Thx”

Phuk the corporate hierarchy that does this to a superior potato 🥔 🥴

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Elessar · 26-30, M

Emails should be like:

Boss,

Tomorrow it's 28°C and sunny. Let's take the day off 🏖🩴🏄🏼‍♂🙏🏼

Literally <30 seconds

Gotta teach you everything 🙂‍↕

BittersweetPotato · 31-35, F

@Elessar But tomorrow is not 28 and is not sunny here 🥔🥴

Elessar · 26-30, M

@BittersweetPotato Imagine living in a place in which tomorrow isn't 28 and sunny 🥴🙂‍↕

BittersweetPotato · 31-35, F

@Elessar I PREFER THE RAIN 🥔😡

Elessar · 26-30, M

@BittersweetPotato Enjoy working then

I'll be at the beach sipping my mojito and thinking of you getting bored at work 🍋‍🟩🍹

BittersweetPotato · 31-35, F

@Elessar REMEMBER I ONCE CURSED YOUR WEATHER BEFORE 🥔😡 DONT ASK FOR THE POTATO CURSE AGAIN!