I just spent an hour drafting an email to my boss’s boss’s boss, so that he can respond back within a second with “Thx”

@Degbeme WHY ARE YOU NOT SYMPATHIZING WITH POTATO STRUGGLES🥔🥺💔

@BittersweetPotato Stop whining and maybe I will. 😡

@Degbeme BUT THESE ARE REAL POTATO ISSUES THAT NEED ATTENTION 🥔🥴🥺💔

@BittersweetPotato No they aren`t and no they don`t. 🙄

@Degbeme YOU ARE NOT A POTATO TO BE ABLE TO DETERMINE WHAT A REAL POTATO ISSUE IS 🥔😡YOU ARE JUST BEING HEARTLESS RIGHT NOW NOT UNDERSTANDING DAILY POTATO STRUGGLES 🥔🥺💔

@BittersweetPotato *yawns....

@Degbeme Go to sleep then *cries potato eyes out* 🥔🥺🥴

@BittersweetPotato *shrugs*

@Degbeme VERY CARELESS HUMAN 🥔😡

@BittersweetPotato *double shrugs*

@Degbeme AND CHILDISH STUBBORN 🥔😡

@BittersweetPotato *eats breakfast and ignores*