Apparently, when they say overnight delivery, they do deliver at 5 am O.o Good potato morning! 🥔☕😚

@Degbeme I DID NOT OFFER 🥔😡 WHY DID YOU NOT PREPARE POTATO COFFEE AND BREAKFAST?! DONT YOU KNOW IT IS WEEKEND AND POTATO LIKES TO HAVE HER BREAKFAST IN BED?!! 🥔😡

@BittersweetPotato Not my job.

@Degbeme YOU ARE RETIRED AND HAVE NO JOB OTHER THAN SERVING POTATO 🥔😡

@BittersweetPotato Still, not my job.

@Degbeme STUBBORN 🥔😡 I CANNOT BELIEVE THE AUDACITY OF TALKING BACK TO POTATO LIKE THIS

@BittersweetPotato *gets closer* It`s Not My Job. Hear me now?

@Degbeme Alright alright, you don’t have to yell in a threatening tone like this 🥔🥺💔 Potato was going to go make coffee anyway 🥔🥴 *feels incredibly heartbroken because Degbeme refused to make breakfast and bring it to bed* 🥔 🥔💔 🥔💔 🥔 🥔💔 🥔💔

@BittersweetPotato Off you go then, mines is black please.

@Degbeme BUT IT IS NOT POTATO JOB 🥔😡

@Degbeme *makes your coffee with potato tears* 🥔🥺💔

@BittersweetPotato Salty coffee is nasty... 🤢

@Degbeme SO YOU BREAK POTATO HEART AND THEN EXPECT GOOD COFFEE 🥔😡💔🥺 *cries some more*

@BittersweetPotato Yeah I went and got a good coffee at McDonalds.

@Degbeme I actually like McDonalds coffee and have some McCafe coffee pods left!

@BittersweetPotato It`s better than Tim`s.

@Degbeme Waaaaay better and cheap!