It is like you can't even make small talk with Americans 🥔🤷🏻‍♀️

*talking about the weather*

Him: says something about the weather in °F expecting a reaction on my part.
Me: *awkward pause* Yea I have no idea what that means, my brain works in °C 🥔🤷🏻‍♀️

*awkward silence*

*Me: Regretting that I joined the meeting two minutes early*.

*Him: butthurt for the rest of the meeting because I didn't understand °F and possibly feels offended by me for the rest of his life*