THIS MUST'VE BEEN DONE ON PURPOSE 🥔😡 I am an innocent potato watching TV and not bothering anyone and then this comes on TV 🥔🥺

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Elessar · 26-30, M

Those aren't good potatoes, those are bad, criminal potatoes that have no place in civilized society and that are beyond any possibility of salvation, so it's better frying than discarding them altogether. So you shouldn't really feel bad about them.

I have friends working for Big Potato who just confirmed this story.

(semicit.)