A single potato, always

I told my best friend in real life that I was traveling in October, and she asked instantly with who? I mean, she knows EVERYTHING about me... if my she can't still comprehend the fact that I am an always alone and single potato, i do not know who will 🤷‍♀️ I am really surprised she asked this question.. We haven't spoken in a month, but I could not have been suddenly in a relationship 🤷‍♀️ Especially not me.