How to be a pure potato

So as I walking down the street, someone was smiling at me... i thought to myself, oh someone fancies potato, and he was cute 🥔🥴 ...and then he approached me, and gave me a religious pamphlet on how to reach Jesus !

I was like, alright, someone thinks potato is sinful and it is allover her face.. O.o

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BittersweetPotato · 31-35, F

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BittersweetPotato · 31-35, F

@deadgerbil No 🥔😱 I do not want to go to potato hello 🥔🥴

Viper · M

@BittersweetPotato I was gonna say it was him lol

BittersweetPotato · 31-35, F

@Viper We all know it is him.. he keeps preaching on here.

Tminus6453 · M

I was at the beach a couple weeks ago walking in the sand when this cute blonde ran up to me, gave me a rose and a pamphlet, and told me jesus loved me...🥰🌹..... i thought for a minute jesus REALLY loved me and just sent me a bride....no such luck...😞🥀..turned out she was with a religious group.

EarthlingWise

These are utter nuts.

BittersweetPotato · 31-35, F

@EarthlingWise I would have probably freaked him out if I told him I was a Muslim potato and that he just insulted my religion 🥔🤣 That would have been fun..

EarthlingWise

@BittersweetPotato Was there a nice picture of Jesus ?

BittersweetPotato · 31-35, F

@EarthlingWise I didn't even check it out properly.. But I remember it had a picture of a nice road, and I am assuming this is the road to heaven.. I didn't find it on google maps though when I looked it up 🥔😶

Classified · M

Nah, they give it to everyone. You can be a Christian and get such a pamphlet, because they can't see it from the outside. There's (normally) no judgement.

Viper · M

Bad potato! Bad ;)

bijouxbroussard · F

No, they just hand out pamphlets indiscriminately.

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