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Even going to the bathroom is a new experience 🤣🥔

Seriously the lack of bidets in bathrooms is a pain in the potato! I've been here for a while now, and I am still not used to it, still everytime i am on the toilet seat 🚽 I have to look right and left, searching for something that doesn't exist.. Sounds like searching for god but whatever. 🤷‍♀️
BittersweetPotato
31-35, F
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Degbeme · 70-79, M
You`ll be hard pressed to find bidets here. Shit tickets and moist wipes are used the most. ☺️
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BittersweetPotato · 31-35, F
@Degbeme Ok this is the first time i hear the term shit tickets.. First thought; wait, I need a ticket to shit in Canada 🥔😱 and there I was shitting illegally this whole time since I got here 🥔🥴
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Degbeme · 70-79, M
@BittersweetPotato You`ll notice they come in squares on the roll. Kinda remind me of tickets. Hence the name. 😬
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BittersweetPotato · 31-35, F
@Degbeme Well we call them toilet paper but i like the name shit tickets 🤣🥔
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Nanori · F
That's the reason I don't migrate... Not that I don't have any money
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BittersweetPotato · 31-35, F
@Nanori Come live with potato. Potato will be sugar daddy *pervy smile* 🥔😏
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BittersweetPotato · 31-35, F
I’d like to update that now since I am back home, I almost forgot to use the bidet a few times 🥔🤣
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Degbeme · 70-79, M
@BittersweetPotato I know. 😏
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BittersweetPotato · 31-35, F
@Degbeme I AM AN INNOCENT POTATO THOUGH🥔😇
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Degbeme · 70-79, M
@BittersweetPotato "The Lady Doth Protest Too Much"
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DrWatson · 70-79, M
On the other hand....

Years ago, we stayed at a hostal in Madrid. My wife had no interest in using the bidet.

But, we did wash our clothes by hand daily and hang them up to dry, and I found the bidet to be the perfect size for that! The sink was too small and the tub was too large.
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SW-User
Enjoying the single ply paper? I’m sure that’s rough for someone if your bum isn’t used to it 😂
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BittersweetPotato · 31-35, F
@SW-User Potato bought wipes 🥴🥔
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SW-User
@BittersweetPotato good idea, don’t want chafing lol
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Menetics · 26-30, F
I think in the US bidets are not widely used unlike in Asia. They love their tissue roll too much.
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BittersweetPotato · 31-35, F
@Menetics i am in Canada though not the US.. But i believe in the whole western world maybe they are not used often but then I haven't been around so i am not sure
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Menetics · 26-30, F
@BittersweetPotato My bad! I’m sorry but you’re right.
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CountScrofula · 41-45, M
We are a backwards country without bidets
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BittersweetPotato · 31-35, F
@CountScrofula I became officially a permanent resident on 28 July, when potato entered through Canada borders, that's before I knew about the bidets and all O.o 😝🥔 unfortunately though, I still need to go back to finish some affairs and prepare, before coming next year for good.
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CountScrofula · 41-45, M
@BittersweetPotato YAAAAY STILL YOU'VE BEEN TRYING TO GET HERE FOR YEARS WOOOO
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BittersweetPotato · 31-35, F
@CountScrofula To be honest, the delay is to blame on me and Covid, but as far as Canada immigration is concerned, while I know they've got a reputation for delays, it was not the case with me.
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SW-User
That is the one thing i really disliked being in the west. I need my bidet ! 😆
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BittersweetPotato · 31-35, F
@SW-User I think you can have one purchased for your bathroom, I personally know many that did.. but right now, I am between hotels and airbnbs.. Idk if I will do though, maybve I will just get used to it.
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SW-User
@BittersweetPotato I was there for a short time, work stuff, so i was in a hotel. Dude i cant tell you how uncomfortable i was those few days, on many occasions.
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TheSirfurryanimalWales · 61-69, M
Bidets are not really a thing in the west
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BittersweetPotato · 31-35, F
@TheSirfurryanimalWales Yep I knew that going in, but I hate it 🥔🥴
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TheSirfurryanimalWales · 61-69, M
@BittersweetPotato you can always install one when you move.
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SkeetSkeet · 100+, F
Enjoy the skidmarks
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BittersweetPotato · 31-35, F
@SkeetSkeet Enjoying 🥔🥴
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Reflection2 · M
That's what happens when back at hy, you grow up washing it with water and you only see tissue paper around 😂
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basilfawlty89 · 31-35, M
I have literally never used a bidet.
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MethDozer · M
On the rare occasiion I come across someone wigh a bidet I just assume they are a butt-stuff pervert.
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