this is how you have safe pasta

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DesiDudeJ04 · 31-35, M

Pizza flavour?

Jenny1234 · 56-60, F

Well can’t say you didn’t warn me about looking at this 😅

XDHyperGirlXD1 · 31-35, F

@Jenny1234 would you like a nice hot bowl of condom i mean pasta XD if you put red sauce on it then you can call the dish a pop-a-cherry XD

Jenny1234 · 56-60, F

@XDHyperGirlXD1 yes please! I’ve never popped a cherry before!

XDHyperGirlXD1 · 31-35, F

@Jenny1234 well how about white sauce they use on carbonara then you can call it ohh wait nevermind 😳

DrWatson · 70-79, M

I would advise leaving those kinds of condoms wrapped up and taking your chances!

XDHyperGirlXD1 · 31-35, F

badminton · 61-69, MVIP

Seen on a condom machine at a bar in San Francisco, "save your money. This gum tastes like rubber."

Quimliqer · 70-79, M

At least they’re edible!!

Domking · 61-69, M

But these are Ravioli, in olio de oglio

Fetticine feeling fisky tonight?

Lilnonames · F

XDHyperGirlXD1 · 31-35, F

@Lilnonames for a second i thought the food was all over the keyboard

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