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Captain · 61-69, M
There's still time to dump him and run off with me. I'd stand at the side of your bed saying "your Royal Highness Princess Skmokisses, here is my salutary offer of hot coffee anbd fresh baked croissants" with a rose between my teeth stark naked ! Yes I'd even go to the trouble of learning ventrilquism or make a recording to play on my phone - that's what love is...