A story.....................................................Yes all the periods make it a valid title.
traveling for work and at the bar tonight we were trading stories and jokes....I laughed just a bit to hard at this one....
Little Red Riding hood was making sandwiches for a picnic basket.
Her mother asked her what she was doing and she said, " I am making sandwiches to take to grandma's house."
Her mother said, "you better not, the big bad wolf is going to catch you and pull up your little red dress and pull down your little red panties and fuck your little red socks off."
Little Red Riding hood said, "oh no he's not because I have a gun."
Little Red Riding hood went on making sandwiches and putting them in the picnic basket.
Her father asked her what she was doing and she said, "I am making sandwiches to take to grandma's house."
Her father said, "you better not! The big bad wolf is going to catch you and pull up your little red dress and pull down your little red panties and fuck your little red socks off."
Little Red Riding hood said, "oh no he's not because I have a gun."
Little Red Riding hood finished making her sandwiches and left the house and set out for her grandma's house.
Out from behind a tree, about half way to grandma's house, the big bad wolf jumped out and said, "I have you now Little Red Riding Hood! Now I am going to grab you and pull up your little red dress and pull down your little red panties and fuck your little red socks off!"
Little Red Riding Hood reached in the basket and pulled out the gun. She pointed it carefully at the very surprised Big Bad Wolf and said, "oh no you're not! I have this gun and you are going to eat me just like the story says!"
I told my story, "the pig" which is pinned on my profile and it went over well...but it was an easy drunk crowd.
Little Red Riding hood was making sandwiches for a picnic basket.
Her mother asked her what she was doing and she said, " I am making sandwiches to take to grandma's house."
Her mother said, "you better not, the big bad wolf is going to catch you and pull up your little red dress and pull down your little red panties and fuck your little red socks off."
Little Red Riding hood said, "oh no he's not because I have a gun."
Little Red Riding hood went on making sandwiches and putting them in the picnic basket.
Her father asked her what she was doing and she said, "I am making sandwiches to take to grandma's house."
Her father said, "you better not! The big bad wolf is going to catch you and pull up your little red dress and pull down your little red panties and fuck your little red socks off."
Little Red Riding hood said, "oh no he's not because I have a gun."
Little Red Riding hood finished making her sandwiches and left the house and set out for her grandma's house.
Out from behind a tree, about half way to grandma's house, the big bad wolf jumped out and said, "I have you now Little Red Riding Hood! Now I am going to grab you and pull up your little red dress and pull down your little red panties and fuck your little red socks off!"
Little Red Riding Hood reached in the basket and pulled out the gun. She pointed it carefully at the very surprised Big Bad Wolf and said, "oh no you're not! I have this gun and you are going to eat me just like the story says!"
I told my story, "the pig" which is pinned on my profile and it went over well...but it was an easy drunk crowd.
56-60, M
