A Bit Of A Problem

Hi,

I manage to pull my first non bearded female in several years online recently by convincing her I am one half of Daft Punk, she is cross eyed so i figured by putting an old pc monitor on my head I could get away with it

The problem is it may be stuck and i had arranged to take her for a nice meal at a fancy place (McDonalds i think)

Any suggestions as to what to do when i get the big mac meal?