I had a dream that I weighed less than a thousandth of a gram.

That sounds pretty awesome like zero gravity! 😎 You'd be able to fly!

I can make your dreams come true just let me eat all your food 😊

So basically you turned into a 💊

Damn hippie stoner! GET A JOB

Your butt isn't [i]that[/i] flat. 😑

Groan. Giggle. Groan.

That's heavy