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CaptainKirk · 41-45, M
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@CaptainKirk Okay, here's one hahahahahaha
The first time I farted in front of my partner, I had been staying with him for a few days and had been holding it in since I got there.
I was like “I have to go to the bathroom” hoping I could do it secretly but as soon as I pushed myself up to stand I farted.
But then it got worse and I started hysterically laughing. I kept farting and it synched with my laugh and for a good 30 seconds it was HA💨HA💨HA💨HA💨HA💨HA💨 but he still married me so hahahaha
The first time I farted in front of my partner, I had been staying with him for a few days and had been holding it in since I got there.
I was like “I have to go to the bathroom” hoping I could do it secretly but as soon as I pushed myself up to stand I farted.
But then it got worse and I started hysterically laughing. I kept farting and it synched with my laugh and for a good 30 seconds it was HA💨HA💨HA💨HA💨HA💨HA💨 but he still married me so hahahaha
CaptainKirk · 41-45, M