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Old Dad Joke.....๐ŸŒฝ 4 husker

A pastor was on his way home from an oil change. On the way, he decided to stop at a church member's house.
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After ringing the doorbell the pastor was sure that he saw movement inside the house. He rung the doorbell again, and the pastor noticed someone moving quickly from one room to another. The pastor whipped out a "Several Steps to Becoming a Christian" pamphlet, and quickly scrawled on it 'Revelation 3:20, "Behold, I stand at the door and knock"', left it wedged in the door, and left.

When the offering was processed the following Sunday, he found that the pamphlet was on the plate. Under what the pastor wrote was written 'Genesis 3:10: "I heard your voice and I was afraid for I was naked, and I hid myself".'

 
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