Are you physically capable of eating cold fries?

I'm gonna see what i'm made of pretty soon over here, had gotten a BOGO, buy one get one (free) of fancy schmancy restaurant burgers with fries, well some fries remain, and they're gonna be cold, colder than a wizard's elbow, a donkey's card shark, a lemonade stand's steeplechaser, and a ribbon gymnastics gold winner's toilet bowl cleaner.