went to a Chinese restaurant earlier to pick up my favorite dish for takeout. I’m pretty sure I took my fortune cookie with me, but now it’s missing.

Have you seen it?

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backnforth · M

Yes it’s in my pocket

backnforth · M

@mindstruggle it looked good and I wanted to try it

@backnforth
Try what?'

backnforth · M

@mindstruggle stealing a fortune cookie and eating it

@backnforth
You ate the paper. 😐

backnforth · M

@mindstruggle uh oh am I going to die

@backnforth
Nah just diarrhea

backnforth · M

@mindstruggle but what if I didn’t digest it yet 😢 is it too late

@backnforth
Nah, you'll suffer first

backnforth · M

@mindstruggle this can’t be happening not on my big day 😢😢😢

@backnforth
Big day?? 👀