went to a Chinese restaurant earlier to pick up my favorite dish for takeout. I’m pretty sure I took my fortune cookie with me, but now it’s missing.

Have you seen it?

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theweekdy · 22-25, M

Yes it’s in my pocket

mindstruggle · 31-35, F

theweekdy · 22-25, M

@mindstruggle it looked good and I wanted to try it

mindstruggle · 31-35, F

@theweekdy
Try what?'

theweekdy · 22-25, M

@mindstruggle stealing a fortune cookie and eating it

mindstruggle · 31-35, F

@theweekdy
You ate the paper. 😐

theweekdy · 22-25, M

@mindstruggle uh oh am I going to die

mindstruggle · 31-35, F

@theweekdy
Nah just diarrhea

theweekdy · 22-25, M

@mindstruggle but what if I didn’t digest it yet 😢 is it too late

mindstruggle · 31-35, F

@theweekdy
Nah, you'll suffer first

theweekdy · 22-25, M

@mindstruggle this can’t be happening not on my big day 😢😢😢

mindstruggle · 31-35, F

@theweekdy
Big day?? 👀