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I Hate Coffee

I had to buy an office grab bag gift so I went to Starbucks and bought some Christmas special coffee and Vanilla latte mix. They were having a holiday special-buy one holiday gift and get one free.

I asked the man if they had any holiday specials WITHOUT coffee. He looked at me like I was off my rocker. I explained that I just hate coffee....period.

He recommended that I get this caramel brulee frap something latte with no fat milk...hey, how much coffee can something like that have? AND he filled it with whipped cream and these little sprinkles...yay!!

One sip and I knew I was in trouble. YUCK....whatever it was, was filled with coffee, iced, milk or not. AND I had two of them. So I drank the first really fast and savored the whipped cream.

The second one, I sucked the whipped cream, savoring the creamy taste, licking the ice cubes, then threw the rest away. That is some nasty A** stuff....

One more bad habit, I don't need to have..
expressomarkie
**gasps*** ... Would so love to have seen his face when you asked that !!!!! ...

Never mind... If you don't want it.. *grabs coffee.... Guzzles it down*
#smackslips....
Yummy 😋.
Blows kisses xx 🍵 🍵
expressomarkie
With the promise of coffee, id be there in a flash...well...i say a flash...more like, a slow cycle ride...hahhahaa....attach that whipped cream to an email, and send it this way....*giggles* xx
akindheart · 61-69, F
Markie, I got the can ready! you deserve a good dousing....xoxoxo
expressomarkie
Sticks tongue 👅 out in anticipation....
Hahahah XXX 😘
mrfixitman
oh woman, you have some serious issues! What to do with you? I can see I will have to come over and explain in detail all the benefits of coffee and caffeine, whew, I can see I have my work cut out for me.
GJOFJ3
LOL! Going to Starbuck's and saying "I don't like coffee" is worse than going to Wisconsin and saying "I don't like cheese"
akindheart · 61-69, F
and that is the look he gave me.....LOL
GJOFJ3
I get the image of the Soup Nazi on Seinfeld
"NO GIFTS FOR YOU!!
akindheart · 61-69, F
LOL...yep. and I got a second free one so I tried to eat the whipped cream...no luck there either..
bowman81
LOL......ahhhh leave out all the fancy whipped cream and sweet stuff...no cream....just black strong coffee...mmmmmm. It's ok you can leave the real coffee for me. LOL.
akindheart · 61-69, F
you can have it all....LOL...
SleepingTiger
Fwd: Oh, my!

Woman, you are trampling my scarred cow! :r

sorry you had such a neg experience at coffee-topia!

xoxo :*
akindheart · 61-69, F
I know...kind of weird right? but i hate coffee....hate mint in stuff too. and chocolate mint...awful...
SleepingTiger
Ha, ha...
Had an acquaintance once compared drinking coffee to eating a bar of soap.

Love ya anyway babe <3
Harley52
Please don't hate me for my coffee habit. It's what gets me going for work....and I need all the help I can get. (winking)
akindheart · 61-69, F
no worries....you and about 50 million people like coffee!
expressomarkie
And me. ... Hahhaha...
cracker1649
Geez, and I love coffee. I did not know you did not like it. Anyways, hope the remainder of the day was a taste treat for you, Dollbaby.
akindheart · 61-69, F
it was absolutely fantastic!!! but thumbs down on the coffee..
sciguy18
While I don't hate coffee like you do, I admit that I'm not really a big fan. It's okay. I like the aroma of coffee much more than the taste.
akindheart · 61-69, F
me too.. the smell makes it seem like it would taste good...but ugh..
jml2000
Doesn't Starbucks have chai or tea since you're not a coffee drinker?
akindheart · 61-69, F
I love their chai tea latte and their cold drinks but it wasn't part of the holiday special...sigh.
jml2000
;-(
akindheart · 61-69, F
I know and I wasted a whole one of those things too...I tried to drink fast...ugh..it was still coffee.
OkCountryBoy
Savor the ones you have.. they won't keep you awake.
Make mine decaf.... I'm a coffee drinker..
OkCountryBoy
And Star Bucks doesn't have decaf.. so you won't find me there unless someone invites me.
akindheart · 61-69, F
it is so expensive there...hardly worth it is it?
OkCountryBoy
You can say that again ! I can make a pot here for about $4 a month maybe longer.
hippiechick333
Awww they didn't even have a chai latte for you?
SleepingTiger
There ya go, Chai Late! That deff rocks!

So I guess we CAN meet at Starbucks when I come to visit you. tee, hee, hee
akindheart · 61-69, F
After you meet me...are the operative words..
SleepingTiger
Indeed.
And sadly, at this point, they are in-operative words. But we are still young. ;)
Diablessse
I would have loved to see the look on that guy's face when you told him "I don't like coffee". That is priceless.
akindheart · 61-69, F
and then he sold me???? coffee...geez...who is dumb here?
Hikingguy
No!!!! No!!!!!! Say isn't so!!!!!
Hikingguy
No it is my life blood!
akindheart · 61-69, F
let me pour some of my coffee into that blood...hehe
Hikingguy
Mmmmmmm. Now we are talking.
HotMomShaama
Coffee is great i guess
akindheart · 61-69, F
I never developed the taste for it...I hope I never do either...
HotMomShaama
oh, ok,
So may be you like tea a lot then
akindheart · 61-69, F
i do...I hate coffee in anything. ice cream, or anything...but coffee was the holiday sale.

 
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