The weekly performance

Today, groceries again.

First I got a text that my delivery person needed to talk to me. I started to text back and my phone rang. I picked up but they were already gone.

Cute. Very cute.

Then they pulled up and started carrying bags to my porch.

There were two, man and woman.

I heard the woman calling and I pulled back the drape. She half pantomimed and half hollered. “Did you get Pinesol and Gatorade? Yes, Pinesol, no Gatorade. She nodded. Moments later she hollered again. How about yoghurt. I shook my head.
She nodded, then hollered Yeast infection treatment? I said yes.

I am so glad I didn’t order condoms.