How could you?

@SW-User I plead the fifth.

@Rokasu wuss

@SW-User I saw it! @Rokasu, made you! You were just a hostage. There's no mistaking that the true criminal is him.

@Rokasu, you must know that she could do no harm. She is but a gentle snowflake floating through the sky.

@SW-User Ma'am, I will 1v1 you in Street Fighter right now.

@SW-User Innocent my butt. She's the re-incarnate of hide yo anime figures, hide yo money.

@SW-User @Rokasu I am but a gentle snowflake after all...U_U

@Rokasu how dare you suggest such things about the lady. We may have shared a night together but I will never allow another to besmirch her honour! She is no common thief.

@SW-User Suuuuuuuure you are.

@SW-User I'll 1v1 you in Street Fighter 2. I'll whoop all y'all.

@Rokasu I do not fear you, nor your threats. I will accept your challenge. Do not cry when I button bash the same button, disallowing you to make a move of your own.

@SW-User You poor soul. You know nothing of frame traps or priority. Please accept my wakeup meaty and piano dizzies.

@Rokasu such dishonour... 😠

@SW-User kill him U_U

@SW-User @SW-User I mean we could play Smash instead if y'all want to stand a chance but like I'm kind of a nerd like that.

@SW-User @Rokasu

Do you see the vile things you make her say?! The games are over peasant. Take up your sword, we shall duel. I will not disappoint my most cherished one.

@SW-User Well if you're her champion. Then I shall let Sampson be mine 😌

@Rokasu who is this sampson. If it is for the lady, I will kill a thousand men.

@SW-User Hold up I got you.

@Rokasu is this the dog that my lady took custody of? If so, you have overstepped on this day.

@SW-User Hehe, bite me 😏

@Rokasu HOW DARE YOU?!

@Rokasu I have requested for 1000lbs of shite to be sent to your house. If you will not duel me, I will begin my siege.

@SW-User Yo free manure? You're alright in my book sir.

@SW-User @Rokasu now kiss

@SW-User *sinks back into the bush*

@SW-User @SW-User

@Rokasu 👀🍿🤤