Went to a new coffee shop today. Boy was that a mistake.

I ordered a coffee light cream and a morning bun slightly warmed. When I received the bun, it was so hot I felt like I was holding onto fresh volcanic lava in a bag. They must have nuked it 10 minutes. Then the coffee was more like half n half with a splash of coffee. I tried the roll and it was like trying to bite into a stack of rubber bands. I returned the coffee because I'm not a nursing calf drinking pure cream. 🤮