I'm pregnant with chocolate flakes, mars bars and Turkish delight

Not my fault. PTA gave a banquet for the stuff and added chocolates to it. A senior student brought me chocolates for her birthday. Facilitator brought chocolates for our PD meeting. I mean how on earth could I say no 🙄

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empanadas · 31-35, M

I'm pregnant with cake

deadgerbil · 26-30, M

@empanadas the true American diet and body

empanadas · 31-35, M

@deadgerbil I forgot beer too

DrScissorhands

@empanadas Yeah but are you even birthing twins, I think not 🤔

empanadas · 31-35, M

@DrScissorhands triplets

DrScissorhands

@empanadas

empanadas · 31-35, M

@DrScissorhands damn why you got the taco bell dog after me