A guy dines alone at a Chinese restaurant late at night and hits it off with the attractive hostess
. As the restaurant closes he asks her to join him at a local bar for a drink. She agrees. One thing leads to another and she takes him back to her apartment.
As they fumble with each others clothing she tells him that she'll do anyting he wants and he says, "! do so love a 69", to which she replies, "If you think I'm cooking at this time of night you can FUCK OFF"