I Love Burger King

There is A Burger King at my University, and legtimately every single day I'm at school (Which is around two days a week.) I get the Biggest Burger I can at the kiosk including fries and a drink, and even though it's about 12 dollars every time it's always worth it. It takes me almost an hour to eat and truly savor that shit. I always get zesty sauce and Ranch and I put half my fries and an entire packet of ranch on the top patty of my burger every single time and I just about die of a heart attack every time I eat it but I would have a hundred strokes before giving up Burger King, swear to Jesus.