While reclining on a hammock and being fanned by flying monkeys that are wearing tuxedoes....sorry if that's too specific...but I am particular about my toaster strudels...

i ate some awhile back they were delicious but i don't eat them now cause they not kosher idk why they don't make them kosher 😤😤😒

Haven't had one since my sons were little ..

in the nude reclined

strudel is good
I just don't eat it
for dietary, nutrition conscious reasons

but if I did, i would be sitting in a chair and I would use a dessert fork (they're smaller and more delicate)

I don't speak American

Lying down, twisted to the side and leaned squarely over a plate because the filling is definitely gonna ooze out like molten lava

If you’ll just bear with me for a moment. I have some life altering news! 🥹

I just heard from Robert Kennedy! I’m gonna be rich dammit, rich!!

I hope this letter finds you well.

THIS FUND IS FROM THE UNITED STATES CYBERCRIME SECURITY COMPENSATION FUND.

I am writing to inform you that we have made several attempts to contact you via your email address and telephone number; however, we have not yet received a response from you. We would appreciate hearing from you at your earliest convenience.

This correspondence is regarding your ATM Card, which has a value of Twenty-Five Million United States Dollars (US$25,000,000.00). All necessary arrangements concerning the processing and delivery of the ATM Card have been duly completed, and we are prepared to proceed accordingly.
To enable us to finalise the necessary documentation and delivery arrangements, kindly provide the following information:

Full Legal Name
Current Residential Address
Telephone Number
Age
Occupation
A Recent Photograph

Your prompt response, together with the requested information, will be highly appreciated.
Thank you for your cooperation. I look forward to hearing from you soon.

Yours faithfully,

Mr. Robert Kennedy

I’LL BE ABLE TO BUY ALL THE TOASTER STRUDELS I WANT!! And eat them walking naked down Fifth Avenue if I want!! Oh sweet Jeebus my ship has come in!! 😭

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