Couldn’t sleep so I decided to make myself a little something 🍳🥩

@Mudkip oh sorry… it’s all gone 😋😂

@Ashly 😩

@Mudkip dramático 😒

@Ashly mala 😐

@Mudkip im telling your mom

🗣 📢🔊“Mama de Mudkip!! Este wey me esta haciendo bullying “ 🥺

@Ashly she won't believe you 😇

@Mudkip she knows you best… so she’ll automatically believe me 😂

@Ashly no no, she'll say "mijo?! No, no puede ser" and that'll be that 💀

@Ashly no, um, we can talk about this please 😅

@Mudkip you’re cooked 😂
Or overcooked like the eggs I had this morning 💀

@Ashly you didn't even make me any 😒

@Mudkip ni modo 🤷🏻‍♀

@Ashly 🥲

@Mudkip I’m just kidding papi relax lol

@Ashly so um, you'll make me food then? 😇

@Mudkip fine 🙄

*turns on oven 🍳🥩

@Ashly thank you 🥲
I got you next time 😇

@Mudkip We need to find you a nice Texan girl that can cook 😂

@Ashly yes yes very true 👀

@Ashly lol you really have some cousins here in Texas? What they like? 👀

@Mudkip yes lol
In Hereford and near Dallas

Umm… They might be too much for you to handle 💀

@Ashly uhhh Dallas 😩
You think they'd be too much to handle? 🤔

@Mudkip why did you day that? lol
Are Austin girls bad? 😂

Kinda… 😬
They’re like me but with way more attitude
Basically hot Cheeto girls 😂