The Cry for Bacon justice
Yorkshire, UK.
An upset man called 999 (here it’s 911), to request an officer to his home.
Why? “Because me girlfriend let the cat eat me bacon. I wanna press charges.”
The dispatcher inquired, “Against your girlfriend or the cat?”
Pause. “Both of ‘em.”
An upset man called 999 (here it’s 911), to request an officer to his home.
Why? “Because me girlfriend let the cat eat me bacon. I wanna press charges.”
The dispatcher inquired, “Against your girlfriend or the cat?”
Pause. “Both of ‘em.”
