I just want to go out and get other people laid. I'm officially retired from the game awaiting my hall of fame jacket.

I'll be the commentators for the super bowl. Just out there like Chad rolls out left for the blonde with the double Ds barside. He releases the one liner. Ohhhh he takes a drink to the face. Here comes Brad up the middle with a drink for the brunette sitting right barside. He leans in, he could go all the way.