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There should be a case study dedicated to me.

When I became old enough to drink, at first, I thought I couldn't get drunk because of my high metabolism. Eventually I realized I can get drunk but it's an uphill battle. I have to be very food-deprived and drink heavily. And even then, it wares off astonishingly fast. I'll gulp some alcohol, feel drunk for 60 seconds, and then it goes away.

Over a matter of many hours, I can manage to get drunk. I can sometimes get hammered. But it goes away in one hour.

I remember drinking a 3rd of a bottle of pure vodka and then 2 hours later, driving to a restaurant 100% sober. Again, this was on an empty stomach.

Basically, I can get drunk but I have to try very hard.
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Are you Captain America? 👀
@Classified Does he not get drunk?
Classified · M
@SinlessOnslaught Yes, in the 2011 movie he tries to drink his sorrows away, but he's unable to get drunk.
@Classified Yeah that's me.
Classified · M
@SinlessOnslaught Hi Cap' 😌
@Classified And you're Red Skull.
Classified · M
@SinlessOnslaught My nose looks better 😤
@Classified That's why you're the villain.
Classified · M
@SinlessOnslaught My eyes are prettier than skull's too 😑
@Classified Even worse.
Classified · M
@SinlessOnslaught I'll be a charming villain you mean? 🤔
@Classified Captain America is self conscious about his nose and eyes. That's why you're the villain. 😠
Classified · M
@SinlessOnslaught But mine look good 😌
@Classified They do. I'm gonna mess them up.
Classified · M
@SinlessOnslaught That's not in the script 😠
@Classified Captain America doesn't have a printer.
Classified · M
@SinlessOnslaught Captain America should get one 😐
@Classified Take Captain America printer shopping and then Captain America can follow the script before messing up your face.
Classified · M
@SinlessOnslaught Take your time while I'll do some convenient modifications to the script 😶
@Classified I knew signing your employment contract would be a drag.
Classified · M
@SinlessOnslaught That's their main purpose