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aztecwolf · 26-30, M
Well take wipcream, honey, or jelly and start using ur imagination. If u both dont end up fucking each other tonight then I got nothing. Remember it's not gay ur satisfying each other's needs. It's only gay if you think it's gay.
fluteacorn · 22-25, F
@aztecwolf: What the fuck? She doesn't like me like that, so she said thats not happening.
aztecwolf · 26-30, M
Fine. Throw peeps in a mocrowave, freeze a watermelon and hit it with varies blunt objects, cryofreeze a turkey and drop it off a building roof. not my fault the only games I know how to play with good result in some girl a limb, sweating, satisfied, moaning hot mess when I'm done.