RIGHT ! I'm off to cook chips 🍟 ( fries to my American cousins) who wants some?

Because I swear if you say no and then stick your hand in my food when it turns up, I will slap you

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Hdryder555 · 61-69, M

It's not your food I want to stick my hand in, and yes I'll take some chips

ajoite · 51-55, F

You're not having any now, you're a bad man