Have you ever had these?

Yes! I like them. 🙂

Just the Doritos ones and they were weird. Like weird texture

Yes. They taste the same, just don't look orange anymore.

No, and they still aren’t healthy.

No they're probably so hot they'll shut down my ability to even taste them. They're probably good though at least up to that point.

No, but it’s an interesting premise. Does that mean no cheesy dust everywhere ?

No