I remember my 1st girlfriend

I mentioned dinner. She said she wanted tube steak. I went out got some thin cut sirloins, rolled them up, tied wire around them and fried them. It didn't end well. Oh well what can you do you know?

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Blazer420 · 36-40, M

Should have made her milk steak, boiled hard. Served with a side of the finest jelly beans, raw of course.