Pies-or is it Pehs

SCOTLAND UNVEILS “PEHS” THE WORLD’S FIRST PIE DISPENSER
In a move that has left snack engineers both horrified and impressed, a new Scottish company, “Pehs International Dundee Ltd”, has officially launched a range of Scottish themed PEHS dispensers, loosely affiliated with the original PEZ brand. But make no mistake, these are NOT your average sweet dispensers.

Instead of tiny candies popping out of the top, the newly patented PEHS mechanism releases full pie sized pastries from the bottom, a revolutionary feat of engineering designed specifically for Scotland’s culinary priorities.

The designers confirmed that releasing the pies from the top was “physically impossible unless we were willing to decapitate Nessie.”

The six official designs, now proudly on sale across Scotland are,

• The Highland Coo Pehs, wrapped in tartan and dispensing classic steak pies.
• The Unicorn Pehs, releasing “magically warm” macaroni pies.
• The Nessie Pehs, dispensing legendary Scotch pies.
• The Haggis Pehs, launching traditional Scottish haggis pies.
• The Kelpie Pehs, metallic and menacing, serving mince and tatties pies.
• The Duke of Wellington Pehs including cone, dispensing full Scottish breakfast pies.

Engineers explained that the bottom release system was necessary because
“You simply cannot squeeze a proper Scottish pie through a neck. Physics, taste, and common sense all said ‘nae chance."

Early testing in Dundee has reportedly resulted in locals standing under the machines like it’s a pastry waterfall, waiting for hot pies to drop straight into their hands.

Dundee City Council has already hinted at installing PEHS machines on every street corner, replacing vending machines entirely, because apparently “nothing motivates a Dundonian quite like a mechanical pie launcher.”
One local summed it up perfectly
“We wanted flying cars… we got flying pies. Fair deal.”

Scotland has done it again