@Lugwho I was literally laughing/crying at your last response!
It's sort of like saying
A "Whatcha got today?"
B "...frog sandwich."
[sandwich moves, leg sticks out]
A "Ummm...your frog seems alive."
B [frowning] "Yes, it does." [Takes a heavy textbook and hits the sandwich a great SMACK echoing through the now-silent lunch area] [smiling now] "Problem solved; thanks for that. Mind passing the salt?"