A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer.
"That'll be $5," says the bartender.
The guy takes a huge pile of coins out of his pocket and counts out $5 in pennies, nickels, and dimes.
He slams them to the floor and they scatter all over.
"There you go!"
The bartender is annoyed but holds his temper and picks up the coins. The guy drinks his beer and leaves.
Next night he comes back. Same thing. He orders a beer, then slams the $5 in coins to the floor. Once again the bartender keeps a civil tongue and picks up the coins. Guy drinks and leaves.
He comes in the next night and orders a beer. This time he pays with a $10 bill. The bartender sees his chance for revenge. He counts out the change, $5 in pennies, nickels, and dimes, and throws it on the floor. "There's your change, sir!"
The guy looks at the coins. "On second thought," he says, "give me two beers."
The guy takes a huge pile of coins out of his pocket and counts out $5 in pennies, nickels, and dimes.
He slams them to the floor and they scatter all over.
"There you go!"
The bartender is annoyed but holds his temper and picks up the coins. The guy drinks his beer and leaves.
Next night he comes back. Same thing. He orders a beer, then slams the $5 in coins to the floor. Once again the bartender keeps a civil tongue and picks up the coins. Guy drinks and leaves.
He comes in the next night and orders a beer. This time he pays with a $10 bill. The bartender sees his chance for revenge. He counts out the change, $5 in pennies, nickels, and dimes, and throws it on the floor. "There's your change, sir!"
The guy looks at the coins. "On second thought," he says, "give me two beers."
