"Why do you smell like salad?"
"Because I moisturized my entire body with extra virgin olive oil" I answered. And then she assumed I do it because it is the healthiest. And my skin looks good because the olive oil works.
No, silly. I do it because I have too much olive oil produce in my farm and I am a cheap B. Why go buy stuff when I can use whatever I already have here.
No, silly. I do it because I have too much olive oil produce in my farm and I am a cheap B. Why go buy stuff when I can use whatever I already have here.
