If maple syrup on bacon is a thing, do you put custard on a Sunday roast?

@TexChik That sounds similar to what the principal in Monster Squad would say. Except he says, "Science is real, Monsters are not!" I mean, who are you going to believe here? A person who probably doesn't know a roast from a Galaretka. Or a principal who believes monsters aren't real............Yeah crazy talk. ( if you haven't seen Monster Squad, then I am so sooo sorry)(just omit this entirely). 🫤