Biggest One I've Ever Seen 🍉

@MartinTheFirst Not. It's well past that stage.

@Gibbon sure

@Gibbon The thing is, when you go out of your way to do weird things to watermelons, such as growing them huge af, they're not going to be tasty. They're made for appearance and modified to look nice, not for taste. Reason: Small fruit are usually tastier than large fruit. Evidence: Blueberries, bananas, and apples. It's just logical.

@MartinTheFirst Won't argue sweetness. That's why the well known round sweet melon outsells standard watermelon.

@MartinTheFirst I don't know about that. When they rolled it over, there was a HUGE light-colored area on the bottom. That's usually a good sign.

@PhoenixPhail It's not a white watermelon variety.

@Gibbon Oh. Gotcha.

@MartinTheFirst If you keep laughing we're going to have a food fight.

@Gibbon We did that as kids once, it didnt last long and no one threw anything super messy but it was fun

@MartinTheFirst I wonder how far I could throw that big ass watermelon. Lol I couldn't even pick it up.