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@Degbeme

I should have guessed that a sandwich made with French fries and ketchup would suit your dubious tastes... 🙄

You probably wash the chip sandwich down with a quart of Labatt's. 🙄 🙄

@Thinkerbell

@Degbeme

Much better choice.

I once got tipsy drinking Guinness stout while touring the Guinness brewery in Dublin.

Couldn't fly straight for hours. 😋

@Thinkerbell Wouldn`t much for a wee one like you to get tipsy. 🤭

@Degbeme

It was about a thimbleful. 😋

@Thinkerbell Not the one you sit on I hope? 😳

@Degbeme

No, that one is at home in Neverland, and is attached to the plumbing.