I knew you would ,

That's why I slipped in some exlax into the Nutella spread on my toast this morning ..

Enjoy the cleansing !!!

I do not care, as I left the dogs food in a bowl on the table 😁

if I cut you open I'd find my avocado

There's CCTV...

you left your fingerprints...right there ------>

That single cornflake stuck to your upper lip proves otherwise...

You are getting fat from all that food 🤭

You've got toast crumbs on your chin 🤬

I put large traces of Psilocybin in it to catch you.. you kept saying you saw things, while that may not prove anything .We can do a drug test , you can do it willingly or we can sneakily take a sample..

🙄 we have cameras in this place because of breakfast thieves like you.
That was my peanut butter toast!

Can too the crumbs is all over your chinny chin chin 😕

Same again with you. We've been over this again. You are the bacon but I didn't make any since I'm vegetarian. Someone else must be around ..

Can't steal what I didn't have lmao

Funny that... I stopped eating breakfast when I was 11...

I know you didn't, because I had a cheese and provalone sandwich.

I didn’t do it, no one saw me do it, can’t prove a thing.

But.... I told you it was off limits!

🤨

You’re holding onto it now

I got you on camera