Look upon my mountain of egg rolls

@deadgerbil I don’t have any 😩

@itsok crime against humanity

@deadgerbil listen, I know this

@itsok yet you went without anyways with no legit excuse

@deadgerbil I had to use up ingredients so I made them. I didn’t think this through. I also didn’t think through what I’m going to do with a mountain of egg rolls

@itsok I'm a grown man. Invite me over and I'll eat them all

@deadgerbil grow up fast, because I have some rice in the fridge I need to make fried rice with today

@deadgerbil I realize I read that wrong. 😵 I thought you said when you grow up i can invite you to eat them all

@itsok first no sweet and sour, now this

Excuse after excuse

@deadgerbil shush or you’re never getting my once per month panic-and-use-ingredients meal