Am I the only one who takes it a wee bit personally when a fast food server puts a huge wad of paper serviettes in the takeaway bag?

The economy must be great in your community! Around here there’s a napkin shortage, and the size of wipes and toilet paper has all been reduced! So have the boxes of cereal and crackers but the prices are higher than ever.

I think it's funnier that my bf invariably gets 3 times as many as I do, as though the servers all know who's going to have to wipe ketchup off their trousers