You ever have food poisoning?

Very few moments in my life where I actually have to change the sheets. Idk what happen. Idk what I ingested. I didn’t eat anything different from anyone else at that birthday party…

But I certainly was the only one that…


(As I was typing this I just realized I picked up a fallen jalapeño on the ground and tossed it in the trash and I can’t remember if I sanitized my hands afterwards)


… I have no one to blame but myself. 😆

As of today I can eat again. It’s been one whole week.

#saveyourbutt
#skiptacobell
#outbothends