@SuperSecretSquirrel Well you know, a woman posts the slightest innuendo and men get excited and think there is a snowman's chance in hell that they might lose their virginity.
You could say, "There is an old show on TV" and they will find one.
Or it could be something innocent like, "I should get soap on a rope so I don't have to bend over every time I drop it in the shower" and sure as the sun rises, they will have some kind of thoughts.