My burps taste like spiced rum and coke.

Cucumber does that to me can burp the stuff for rest of day

Can I guess what you're drinking tonight?

I shall advise this to your date well in advance.

Must have been a good nite

A Jameson and ginger for me please.

Hic hic

mmm😆

What do your farts smell like?

Change !

Stout, coconut & vanilla

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